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Sleep? Huh? No such thing exists. It's all a great conspiracy, fed to us by the government. Really.

If you ever want to see something funny, take some extract of valerian, then try and pick up the cat. Apparently, valerian is like pot to cats. Or like catnip. Kitty will try to stick his head in your mouth to get at the tasty medication goodness. For even greater amusement, try the liquid version, which is alcohol-based. Hillarity will ensue.

Methinks I shouldn't be allowed to post when I haven't slept. Dude, how can I even find the right keys anymore?

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Back now, with my hair sporting a lovely purple sheen. My body isn't nearly as magenta as it could have been, so I'm in happy mode.

And now, I sleep. Hopefully, I still remember what that is and how it's done.