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My Morning So Far, by Lily B, age 22.
Lily: Oh, hey, it's morning. What a nice morning! Oh, look, a kitty outside! *pulls on bathrobe and goes outside to pet cat*
Lily's bathrobe: *does the slidy thing*
Lily's boobs: *go 'boing'; are seen by half of Belmont*1
Half of Belmont: Huzzah! We have seen boobs!
Lily: *cares deeply. really*
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...And how was your morning?
1. Well, ok, maybe one person.
Lily: Oh, hey, it's morning. What a nice morning! Oh, look, a kitty outside! *pulls on bathrobe and goes outside to pet cat*
Lily's bathrobe: *does the slidy thing*
Lily's boobs: *go 'boing'; are seen by half of Belmont*1
Half of Belmont: Huzzah! We have seen boobs!
Lily: *cares deeply. really*
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...And how was your morning?
1. Well, ok, maybe one person.