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[mllelaurel]

My Morning So Far, by Lily B, age 22.

Lily: Oh, hey, it's morning. What a nice morning! Oh, look, a kitty outside! *pulls on bathrobe and goes outside to pet cat*

Lily's bathrobe: *does the slidy thing*

Lily's boobs: *go 'boing'; are seen by half of Belmont*1

Half of Belmont: Huzzah! We have seen boobs!

Lily: *cares deeply. really*

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...And how was your morning?

1. Well, ok, maybe one person.

Comments

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

Well, damn. Here I am, in Belmont, and failing to see this. I was, in fact, on the phone with a client the whole time. Sigh. ;)

At least you didn't turn around to discover you'd locked yourself out of the house?

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Aw, you had to be in the other half. Sad-making.

Nope! That's my *other* favorite trick. I've done it countless times at this point, never quite as, um, entertaining as when I left my keys at work, while on an internship in NYC.

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

It was being locked in a conference room without windows for 2 hours that does it. Markedly reduces the ability to see anything interesting.

Entertaining. Yes, that's one word for it...

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Stupid conference rooms.

Yes. "Terrifying" and "frustrating" are two other words.

[trialia]

Lol! That's exactly what I thought when I first read this post: "and I wasn't THERE!?"

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

I know! It's unfair, really.

[mirrored-echo.livejournal.com]

Whee! :)

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Whee! ^_^

[nevacaruso.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly*

No robots, though? ;)

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Alas, no.

BOOBIES!

[nursemae.livejournal.com]

Boobies are wonderful things *nods*

My morning is grand so far, here's hoping your night is splendiferous. :)

Re: BOOBIES!

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Boobies bring the world much joy.

My night's going fantastic so far, thanks!