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[mllelaurel]

I'd like to state, for the public record, that I didn't kill my neighbor. Even if the asshat decided that mowing the lawn at seven in the morning was a real smart decision, despite the fact that I'd gone to bed at three, and thus only got four real hours of sleep... and grrrrr!

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[plotholeman.livejournal.com]

See, that's the difference between us. If that had happened to me, I'd wake up, walk over, punch him in his bitch face, thus knocking him backwards away from his lawn mower. Then I'd turn the mower over (since it's turned off by now), rip out the sling blade (some people call it a kaiser blade, but I call it a sling blade mhmm), then give him a couple good whacks over the head until he dies. Then I'd go back to sleep.... Right on his lawn where he hasn't mowed yet. This way when I wake up I can look at his rotting corpse and have a good laugh. Ha!

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Not awake enough. Had a rather lovely dream about doing it, though.