Something really petty to bitch about

...But I will bitch about it anyway.

You know what makes me unhappy? When you order a bagel with cream cheese from a fast food breakfast place and they hand you the bagel and the cream cheese separately. I know, I know, spreading cream cheese on a bagel is such a hardship. Woe is me.

However! Consider that this is food meant to be eaten on the near-literal run. It was, in fact, procured from the Dunkin Donuts inside Harvard Station, so assuming I'd eat it on the run is not unreasonable. As such, I'm left with two choices: attempt a culinary feat of juggling proportions, which as likely as not will end with my dropping the bagel, cheese-down, or waiting to eat till I've reached my office or classroom, by which point the previously toasted bagel has gone cold, rubbery and overall nasty.

I guess I'll stick to their breakfast sandwiches from now on. Which are nice, but there goes variety.