Oww! Fucking Owwww!

[mllelaurel]

I am well aware of the fact that ears are generally useful, beneficial, and necessary for most normal functions, however, at this point, I would not be adverse to someone taking mine, and chopping them the fuck off. You know how, when you're on a plane, and the air pressure stops up your ears, until you feel like your entire head is going to explode? It's kind of like that - minus the complimentary pretzels. And chewing gum doesn't work. Believe me, I've tried that already.

For most people, a cold comes, goes, and that's that. For me, it develops into this! I take this as a sign that, whatever Higher Power is out there:
a) Hates me
b) Loves me, but has real funny ways of showing it
c) Is currently suffering from severe PMS
d) Has a sick, sick sense of humor
My vote is for e) All of the above, and much, much more.

I just hope this damn mess clears up by morning. Nothing's more embarrassing than showing up at the emergency room with a bleeping ear ache!

Comments

[spheredra.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, sounds AWFUL. T____T;; I've only gotten that once in a plane and it already burned itself horribly into my memory. GET BETTER SOON!