Otanjyoubi Omedetou~

[mllelaurel]

Happy birthday, plotholeman! Why didn't you tell me before it was today, ya bum? :-p Just be glad I can't pull your ears, what with us being on opposite ends of the country and all.

*huggles* Have a great one, and make sure to let me know what twenty feels like!

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[plotholeman.livejournal.com]

Thank you thank you! See, I'd have told you earlier, but uhh... I left the oven on? Yeah, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Let's see... twenty feels like... Well, a lot like nineteen, only now I can call all my nineteen year old friends little... Also, once you realize you're twenty, you stop and think 'damn, I'm old.' It's that age where you're officially not a kid anymore, and yet, you still "can't" drink or gamble... Oh well. Only 364 more days...

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. And the cat had gotten into the milkpans, and it was all the government's fault anyway.

Xd Just don't you be callin' me 'little', pal. I've heard enough short jokes to last me a lifetime, and am currently sharing brainspace with several cranky ond or on crack muses.

As for drinking and gambling, what's the fun in it, unless you do it covertly?

[plotholeman.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't do more than a LITTLE teasing. And even if I did, it would only be a LITTLE bit. And LITTLE do you know, I'm a LITTLE short on jokes. If only I had a LITTLE more time, then I might think of some good ones, but I'll take a LITTLE time out of my day to think of a few. But when I think of some, you'll think they're so funny that you might laugh a LITTLE. Anyway, you don't have to worry since most of my jokes are very SHORT anyway...

S-sorry... I've been having Comedy Central Presents withdrawls, and you just reminded me of a joke by Tony Woods once where he said he liked dating midgets and going to midget parties, but they couldn't really be called parties, so he just called them, 'a little get together.'

...man, now if only I wrote down some of those chibi jokes from Full Metal Alchemist... It'd be copying jokes, but it'd still be a LITTLE funny. :)

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Why you LITTLE... :-p Yeah, lack of comedy is rarely a good thing. MmmmmFMA... Ed and I bonded over our mutual shortness, yes we did! How much have you seen?