Today in brief

[mllelaurel]

Classes - rockin'! Not like I expected anything less/

Mail - Rue, I got your package! I love you, and so do my friends. ^_^

Internship reflection paper - Blows like a five-star hooker, but is done.

The heat in this room - is killing me dead.

Now, to find roomie and see if she can fix the thermostat. More details on stuff when it's no longer eighty degrees in here.

Comments

[plotholeman.livejournal.com]

That's good.

Yeah, I had a friend in the class too. He aced every test and could probably do Physics in his sleep. Now, I don't blame him at ALL, but well, here's how it goes. When we did group work in the class (problem solving and whatnot) we had a particularly small group of me, him, and the girl that I knew 400% that he was diggin' on. Needless to say, the help swayed away from my side of the table... and the girl had a boyfriend too, can ya believe that? But well, that just continues to prove the AVC theory started by he and I. Nine out of ten girls at AVC are either personable OR attractive. The one that's attractive AND personable is taken...

This has been Storytelling 101 with Professor Bob.

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Oh, that couldn't have been pleasant! At least both of my friends are a) as bad at Physics as I am; and b) in committed long-dostance relationships.

But! But you could have been dealing with the Bennington theorem, which is even tougher. Namely: eight out of ten girls are personable and attractive. However, all of those eight will be taken, or attracted to whichever gender you don't happen to belong to. Possibly both. The guys get a different theorem. Five out of ten will be attractive and personable. Of those five, three will be taken. Of the remaining two, at least one will be gay. Conclusion: Bennington stidents pair off like they're in a smutty roleplay, and if someone is single and desirable, they will not be attracted to you.

This has been Bitching (non-bitterly) 101 with Lily-sensei, who has insomnia.