Today in brief
Feb. 23rd, 2005 05:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mllelaurelClasses - rockin'! Not like I expected anything less/
Mail - Rue, I got your package! I love you, and so do my friends. ^_^
Internship reflection paper - Blows like a five-star hooker, but is done.
The heat in this room - is killing me dead.
Now, to find roomie and see if she can fix the thermostat. More details on stuff when it's no longer eighty degrees in here.
Mail - Rue, I got your package! I love you, and so do my friends. ^_^
Internship reflection paper - Blows like a five-star hooker, but is done.
The heat in this room - is killing me dead.
Now, to find roomie and see if she can fix the thermostat. More details on stuff when it's no longer eighty degrees in here.
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Date: 2005-02-23 11:42 pm (UTC)But! But you could have been dealing with the Bennington theorem, which is even tougher. Namely: eight out of ten girls are personable and attractive. However, all of those eight will be taken, or attracted to whichever gender you don't happen to belong to. Possibly both. The guys get a different theorem. Five out of ten will be attractive and personable. Of those five, three will be taken. Of the remaining two, at least one will be gay. Conclusion: Bennington stidents pair off like they're in a smutty roleplay, and if someone is single and desirable, they will not be attracted to you.
This has been Bitching (non-bitterly) 101 with Lily-sensei, who has insomnia.